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Who counsels the Counselor?

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It's nine o'clock on the Enterprise
The Ten-Forward crowd shuffles in
There's an old flame sitting next to me
Coming on with his impudent grin

He says, "Troi, can you sense this old memory
Our relationship seems kind of weird
But it's sad and it's sweet when you said 'Imzadi'
Now I wear an older man's beard."

La la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum

Make us feel good, you're the Counselor
Make us feel good tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for some empathy
And you've got us feelin' alright


Now Reg at the bar is a friend of mine
Though we didn't start out that way
He once made me his pet on the holodeck
Cause that's the place he'd rather play

He says, "Troi I believe this is killing me."
As the smile ran away from his face
"Well I'm sure that I could be an engineer
If I could stay out of that place"

Oh La la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum

My Mom is a Betazoid extrovert
Who wants to be somebody's wife
And she's pining for Jean-Luc, who's reading an old book
But should probably run for his life

And the Klingon is practicing politics
As his family name gets attoned
Now he's raising a son and he hasn't a clue
But it's better than livin' alone

Make us feel good, you're the Counselor
Make us feel good tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for some empathy
And you've got us feelin' alright

It's a pretty good crowd on the bridge tonight
And the android he gives me a smile
'Cause he knows that it's me they'll be comin' to see
With problems he won't have to compile

And the emotions sound like a carnival
Like a monotone buzz in my ear
And I sit in this chair shake my long curly hair
And think, "Man, what am I doin' here?"

Oh La la la, di da da
La la, di da da da dum

Make us feel good, you're the Counselor
Make us feel good tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for some empathy
And you've got us feelin' alright

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from Schr​ö​dinger's Hairball, released June 18, 2018
Lyric ©2015Jeff Bohnhoff

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Jeff and Maya Bohnhoff San Jose, California

Jeff and Maya have an identity crisis. Their music is sometimes uproariously funny parody (like their spot-on "Bohemian Rhapsody" parody "Midichlorian Rhapsody", or hauntingly beautiful, like "Road to Jerusalem" or "Manhattan Sleeps". One way or another, their music will create strong emotions. Jeff and Maya have been creating music together since 1979, and plan to continue for some time to come. ... more

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