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Rocket Raccoon was inspired by Rocky Raccoon, who inspired this...

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Now somewhere in the bright sunlit streets of Prime Nova
There roamed a small thief named Rocket Raccoon
Who that day was looking for loot with a sentient tree
Fought a green girl sent from Kree
Rocket didn't like that she said "I'm gonna get that boy"
So he and Groot they trashed that town
Found a piece of hell in a Nova Corps cell

Rocket Raccoon, chucked into a room
Only to find four more A-holes.
Rocket had come equipped with a gun
A mutant with skills at the controls

Survival it seemed meant joining that team
Led on by an earthling so hard core.
His name was Pete Quill who thought he'd been used ill
'Cause nobody knew him as Star-Lord

"Ain't no one you see, like me except me"
Ronan was in for a showdown
Rocket burst in and grinning a grin
"Oh yeah, helmet boy, now you'll be blown down
But Ronan was hot, he withstood their best shot
And they all collapsed in the corner

Now old Groot drew them in, saved all their skins
And proceeded to blow into kindling
Altogether they grabbed the stone
And Rocket said, Drax we won't die alone
And we'll be better, we'll be better Drax, the stone's power is dwindling

And now Rocket Raccoon he fell back in his room
Glad they defeated their rival
Gamora checked out and she left it no doubt
To help with good old Groot's revival

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from Schr​ö​dinger's Hairball, released June 18, 2018
Lyric ©2014 Jeff Bohnhoff

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Jeff and Maya Bohnhoff San Jose, California

Jeff and Maya have an identity crisis. Their music is sometimes uproariously funny parody (like their spot-on "Bohemian Rhapsody" parody "Midichlorian Rhapsody", or hauntingly beautiful, like "Road to Jerusalem" or "Manhattan Sleeps". One way or another, their music will create strong emotions. Jeff and Maya have been creating music together since 1979, and plan to continue for some time to come. ... more

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