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Jeff and Maya Bohnhoff w. Paul Kwinn - Movies For Nothing

from Schr​ö​dinger's Hairball by Jeff and Maya Bohnhoff

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Those poor robots certainly are in dire straits.

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I want my, I want my, I want my MST
I want my, I want my, I want my MST

Now look at them robots that's the way you do it
You watch some movies on the MST
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Movies for nothing, yeah the flicks are free.
Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Now let me tell you them bots ain't dumb.
Maybe get an ulcer or a little headache.
Maybe get a blister on their bum.

We gotta send up some grade D movies.
Mind control experiments.
Every frame is endless torture.
Until their minds are twisted and bent.

See the little robot with the beak and the bubble.
Yeah buddy those are his own arms.
The little robot's gotta watch bad movies
'Til the little robot buys the farm.

We gotta send up some grade D movies.
Mind control experiments.
Every frame is endless torture.
Until their minds are twisted and bent.

As a scientist I didn't go far.
I should have learned to splice some genes
Now I'm stuck, spying through the Cambot
Sending films to make them scream.
Down here with my sidekicks
Bobo is no smarter than a chimpanzee.
That ain't workin' that's the way you do it
Movies for nothing, yeah the flicks are free.

We gotta send up some grade D movies.
Mind control experiments.
Every frame is endless torture.
Until their minds are twisted and bent.

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from Schr​ö​dinger's Hairball, released June 18, 2018
Lyric ©2003 Jeff Bohnhoff

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Jeff and Maya Bohnhoff San Jose, California

Jeff and Maya have an identity crisis. Their music is sometimes uproariously funny parody (like their spot-on "Bohemian Rhapsody" parody "Midichlorian Rhapsody", or hauntingly beautiful, like "Road to Jerusalem" or "Manhattan Sleeps". One way or another, their music will create strong emotions. Jeff and Maya have been creating music together since 1979, and plan to continue for some time to come. ... more

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