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Why can't an 800 year old Time Lord with power over time and space keep his human companion to stay put?

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The box is bigger
It's bigger than you
Think on the inside.
The lengths that I will go to,
To witness your surprise.
I know I said, "come in."
So it begins.

That's me in the Tardis,
That's me in the time stream
Losing my companion.
Trying to keep up with you.
And I don't know if I can do it.
Oh no! I said "stay here."
What part wasn't clear?

I thought that I heard you calling,
I thought that I heard you scream.
I think you thought I'd save the day.

Every Dalek and every Cyberman
Is using your transgressions.
Trying to keep an eye on you.
Would it hurt if you once obeyed me?
I'm sure I said "stay there."
That's not a dare.

Consider this, consider this,
The hint of the century,
Consider this: the slip
That set the Master free,
Could have been avoided if
You'd listened to me
When I said "don't move."

I thought that I saw you nodding.
I thought that I heard you say,
"Yes, Doctor, I'll obey this time."
But that was just a dream,
That was just a dream.

That's me in the Tardis,
That's me in the time stream
Losing my companion.
Trying to keep up with you.
And I don't know if I can do it.
I'm sure I said, "stay here."
What part wasn't clear?

I thought that I saw you nodding,
I thought that I heard you say,
"Yes, Doctor, I'll obey this time."
But that was just a dream,
Why won't you try?
That was just a dream,
Just a dream,
Just a dream, dream.

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from Schr​ö​dinger's Hairball, released June 18, 2018
Lyric ©2010 Maya Bohnhoff

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Jeff and Maya Bohnhoff San Jose, California

Jeff and Maya have an identity crisis. Their music is sometimes uproariously funny parody (like their spot-on "Bohemian Rhapsody" parody "Midichlorian Rhapsody", or hauntingly beautiful, like "Road to Jerusalem" or "Manhattan Sleeps". One way or another, their music will create strong emotions. Jeff and Maya have been creating music together since 1979, and plan to continue for some time to come. ... more

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