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What do the regular people in Sunnydale think about all the weird goings on?

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This Hellmouth cuts through my little town
Somehow that always just made me feel down
I can spend a free night at the Bronze
And let down my guard

Late at night when the haunts walk school halls
There's this girl in the midst of it all
It's erupting while everyone sleeps
To blight this whole town

The question I have for you
Why won't somebody get a clue?
Shed some light over everything
To light up the gloom

There are three geeks who cart strange machines
Four gentlemen who are stealing my screams
Vicious vampires and uncanny fires
To block my way home

There are outrages we just ignore
While the bodies are stacked up like boards
We are blind to the manifestations
Who bare their sharp teeth

The question I have for you
Why won't somebody get a clue?
Shed some light over everything
To light up the gloom, the gloom

This Hellmouth cuts through my little town
Somehow that always just made me feel down
I can spend a free night at the Bronze
And let down my guard
Let down my guard
Let down my guard

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from Schr​ö​dinger's Hairball, released June 18, 2018
Lyric ©2010 Jeff Bohnhoff

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Jeff and Maya Bohnhoff San Jose, California

Jeff and Maya have an identity crisis. Their music is sometimes uproariously funny parody (like their spot-on "Bohemian Rhapsody" parody "Midichlorian Rhapsody", or hauntingly beautiful, like "Road to Jerusalem" or "Manhattan Sleeps". One way or another, their music will create strong emotions. Jeff and Maya have been creating music together since 1979, and plan to continue for some time to come. ... more

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