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Knight's In White Satin

from Retro Rocket Science by Jeff and Maya Bohnhoff

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© 1995 Jeff and Maya Bohnhoff

The knight’s in white satin,
Lace teddy and pearls.
He was guarding the Princess,
Became one of the girls.

Silk things she’s always hid,
From his eyes before.
They now know the truth is,
They both wear size four.

If the King knew!

Gazing through peepholes,
At gowns of all brands.
Just what he’s going through,
They won’t understand.

The maidens are wearing
Outfits they cannot defend.
Ensembles he’d like to wear
Will be his own end.

If the King knew!

The knight’s in white satin,
Lace teddy and pearls -
When the King comes to bid goodnight
To his sweet baby girl.

The poor knight’s imagining
His neck in a noose.
But the King’s wearing nylons
And black spike heeled shoes.

If the Queen knew!

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from Retro Rocket Science, released March 5, 2000
Maya Bohnhoff - Vocals
Jeff Bohnhoff - Guitars, Bass, Drum Programming, Keyboards

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Jeff and Maya Bohnhoff San Jose, California

Jeff and Maya have an identity crisis. Their music is sometimes uproariously funny parody (like their spot-on "Bohemian Rhapsody" parody "Midichlorian Rhapsody", or hauntingly beautiful, like "Road to Jerusalem" or "Manhattan Sleeps". One way or another, their music will create strong emotions. Jeff and Maya have been creating music together since 1979, and plan to continue for some time to come. ... more

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