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Dr Seuss meets FM radio.

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Not in a car with a fox
Not with a mouse in a box
Screw my brain till it hurts
I've told you I won't eat them, still you won't go.

Misguided young fool
Like a pigheaded mule.
With your strangely colored cuisine
You're a tool on a one track mission.

Ham and green eggs
Like burning in my heart.
Ham and green eggs
You serve them alá carte, alone.

Give me... Pad Thai...
Crisp bacon... home fries...
You're just a pain Sam-I-Am
Have you made a new plan to entice me,
It's too spicy.
Why can't I just have some apple pie?

Don't feel good, are you satisfied?
Will you serve them sunny-side? (Don't think you should)
Is your hearing alright?
I won't eat them at night.
I don't feel good - Feel good!

You think I might eat them at noon,
Not in a hot air balloon,
Don't give me green eggs and ham,
You're just an under-grown fur ball.
Don't say open wide.

It's like a disease,
Your green eggs do not please.
Put that platter where your mouth is Mr. Know all,
Was the goat in the car part of the deal? (park!)

Ham and green eggs
Burning in my heart
Ham and green eggs
You serve them alá carte, alone.
(You never could, right from the start).

Insane... It's been a wild ride,
You're a little rat and now you've finally worn down my pride
If I give them a try
Will you just let it lie?
Aren't they real good?
They're real good!

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from Schr​ö​dinger's Hairball, released June 18, 2018
Lyric ©2012 Jeff Bohnhoff

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Jeff and Maya Bohnhoff San Jose, California

Jeff and Maya have an identity crisis. Their music is sometimes uproariously funny parody (like their spot-on "Bohemian Rhapsody" parody "Midichlorian Rhapsody", or hauntingly beautiful, like "Road to Jerusalem" or "Manhattan Sleeps". One way or another, their music will create strong emotions. Jeff and Maya have been creating music together since 1979, and plan to continue for some time to come. ... more

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