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It takes a village to use the Force...

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Jedi, there's a kink in the Force.
I said, Jedi, when you learn your true source.
I said, Jedi, 'cause your ship is off course
There's no need to be unhappy.

Jedi , a Sith's waiting for you.
I said, Jedi, if his words are all true.
You can face him, and I'm sure you will find
A good way to save him in time.

It's fun to live in the G-F-F-A
It's a galaxy far far away
They have everything that you need to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the droids ...
It's fun to live in the G-F-F-A
It's a galaxy far far away
You can leave Tatooine, you can set a new course
You can learn the ways of the Force...

Princess, always quick with a taunt.
I said, Princess, your words don't seem to daunt.
I said, Princess, you can get what you want.
But you've got to know this one thing!
No need to be all by yourself.
I said, Princess, put your pride on the shelf,
And just go there, to the G-F-F-A.
I'm sure you can find love today.

It's fun to live in the G-F-F-A
It's a galaxy far far away
They have everything that you need to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the droids ...
It's fun to live in the G-F-F-A
It's a galaxy far far away
You can leave Hoth behind, you can learn your true mind,
You'll defeat the Empire this time ...

Young girl, I was once in your robes.
I said, I was down and out on this globe.
I felt no man cared if I were alive.
I felt the galaxy was so jive ...

That's when someone came up to me,
And said, young man, gotta leave Mos Eisley
It's a place there called the G.F.F.A.
They can start you back on your way.

It's fun to live in the G-F-F-A
It's a galaxy far far away
They have everything that you need to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the droids...
GFFA
Fighting evil in the G-F-F-A
Young man, young man there's no need to feel down
Young man, young man pick yourself off the ground
G-F-F-A
Then just go to the G-F-F-A
Young man, young man I was once in your robes
Young man, young man I said, I was down and out on this globe.
G-F-F-A

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from Schr​ö​dinger's Hairball, released June 18, 2018
Lyric ©2011 Jeff Bohnhoff

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Jeff and Maya Bohnhoff San Jose, California

Jeff and Maya have an identity crisis. Their music is sometimes uproariously funny parody (like their spot-on "Bohemian Rhapsody" parody "Midichlorian Rhapsody", or hauntingly beautiful, like "Road to Jerusalem" or "Manhattan Sleeps". One way or another, their music will create strong emotions. Jeff and Maya have been creating music together since 1979, and plan to continue for some time to come. ... more

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