← more from
Mystic Fig Records
We’ve updated our Terms of Use to reflect our new entity name and address. You can review the changes here.
We’ve updated our Terms of Use. You can review the changes here.

Don't Park So Close to Me

from Schr​ö​dinger's Hairball by Jeff and Maya Bohnhoff

/

  • Streaming + Download

    Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    Purchasable with gift card

      $1 USD  or more

     

  • Buy the Full Digital Album

  • Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album

    Includes unlimited streaming of Schrödinger's Hairball via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    ships out within 3 days

      $16 USD or more 

     

  • Full Digital Discography

    10
    releases

    Get all 10 Jeff and Maya Bohnhoff releases available on Bandcamp and save 25%.

    Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality downloads of Labyrinth, In the Deep Luna Sea, Schrödinger's Hairball, I Remember the Rain (Remixed), Grated Hits, Mobius Street, Aliens Ate My Homework, Manhattan Sleeps, and 2 more. , and , .

    Purchasable with gift card

      $45.75 USD or more (25% OFF)

     

about

Where are the police when someone cuts you off in the parking lot?

lyrics

Young driver, the subject
Of schoolgirl fantasy
He thinks he’s so manly.
He’s cool as cool can be.
He’s got his dad’s Beamer;
He’s coming down this track.
He’s parking, he's so close now . . .
You climb out through the back.

Don’t park, don't park so

Don't park so close to me

Don't park, don't park so

Don't park so close to me

At Costco, it’s pouring
The parking lot’s a zoo.
That Beamer makes you queasy—
It’s parked right next to you.
Vexation, frustration
New dents just make you cry.
Wet shopper, you’re waiting
Your car is warm and dry.

Don’t park, don't park so

Don't park so close to me

Don't park, don't park so

Don't park so close to me

Bad parking, car's crooked
To leave you try and try.
Strong words, softly muttered,
The aggravation's high.
It's no use, you're stuck there.
It really ticks you off.
Sometimes you just want to
Toss in a molotov.

Don’t park, don't park so

Don't park so close to me

Don't park, don't park so

Don't park so close to me

Don’t park, don't park so

Don't park so close to me

Don't park, don't park so

Don't park so close to me

credits

from Schr​ö​dinger's Hairball, released June 18, 2018
Lyric ©2018 Maya and Jeff Bohnhoff

license

all rights reserved

tags

about

Jeff and Maya Bohnhoff image

Jeff and Maya Bohnhoff San Jose, California

Jeff and Maya have an identity crisis. Their music is sometimes uproariously funny parody (like their spot-on "Bohemian Rhapsody" parody "Midichlorian Rhapsody", or hauntingly beautiful, like "Road to Jerusalem" or "Manhattan Sleeps". One way or another, their music will create strong emotions. Jeff and Maya have been creating music together since 1979, and plan to continue for some time to come. ... more

contact / help

Contact Jeff and Maya Bohnhoff

Streaming and
Download help

Redeem code

Report this track or account

Jeff and Maya Bohnhoff recommends:

If you like Jeff and Maya Bohnhoff, you may also like:

Bandcamp Daily  your guide to the world of Bandcamp

On Bandcamp Radio

Featuring Riley Pinkerton (aka The Rat Queen) from the theatrical NYC rockers, Castle Rat.
listen now