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Don't get between a girl and her ice cream.

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She keeps mocha et pecan in her soft-serve cabinet.
"Pack it in cones" she says,
Dripping on a serviette.
A slight pull on the leg for Atkins and Jenny Craig,
And anytime an invitation you can decline.
Chocolate sauce and luncheonettes, covered with Raisinettes,
Extraordinarily iced.

She's a dairy queen, strawberry gellatine,
Dynamite with a heavy cream.
Guaranteed to freeze your mind.
Recommended at the price.
Insatiable in appetite, wanna try?

To avoid complications
She never left a sticky mess.
In conversation she raved about her waffle press.
Mixed green tea from China with peach from Carolina,
Then again incidentally if you're that way inclined (she's a
dairy queen).
Truffles came naturally from Paris (naturally).
Mars Bars - she couldn't care less.
Fastidious with packed ice.

She's a dairy queen, strawberry gellatine,
Dynamite with a heavy cream.
Guaranteed to grow your thighs.
Wanna try?

Drop of a hat she starts chilling, gets playful with her mixing vat.
Then momentarily out of sprinkles,
Temporarily out of snacks,
The sugar-rush will drive you wild - wild.
She's out to get you.

She's a dairy queen, strawberry gellatine,
Dynamite with a heavy cream.
Guaranteed to grow your thighs.
Recommended at the price.
Insatiable in appetite wanna try?
Wanna try.

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from Schr​ö​dinger's Hairball, released June 18, 2018
Lyric ©2011 Jeff Bohnhoff

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Jeff and Maya Bohnhoff San Jose, California

Jeff and Maya have an identity crisis. Their music is sometimes uproariously funny parody (like their spot-on "Bohemian Rhapsody" parody "Midichlorian Rhapsody", or hauntingly beautiful, like "Road to Jerusalem" or "Manhattan Sleeps". One way or another, their music will create strong emotions. Jeff and Maya have been creating music together since 1979, and plan to continue for some time to come. ... more

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