© 1998 Jeff Bohnhoff

He wore a baggy suit and now he's a dandy.
His raccoon coat's now a blue velvet weskit.
He's a Timelord gone into regeneration
With the Tardis in flight
On a moonlit night.

He had a long wool scarf, now it's a cricket bat.
A long wool scarf and now it's a cricket bat.
So, if you've got a date with Tegan Jervanka, you'll end up with Sarah Jane.

Even old Doc One
is now a brand new man.
Why they changed him, I can't say.
The English just like it better that way.

So, take me back to my favorite Doctor.
No, you can't go back to your favorite Doctor.
He's a Timelord gone into regeneration.
Why did Colin Baker get the heave?
It's nobody's business but the Beeb.


from Aliens Ate My Homework, released March 15, 2004
Maya Bohnhoff - Vocals
Jeff Bohnhoff - Guitars, Bass, Drum Programming, Keyboards
Tony Fabris - Vocals



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Jeff and Maya Bohnhoff San Jose, California

Jeff and Maya have an identity crisis. Their music is sometimes uproariously funny parody (like their spot-on "Bohemian Rhapsody" parody "Midichlorian Rhapsody", or hauntingly beautiful, like "Road to Jerusalem" or "Manhattan Sleeps". One way or another, their music will create strong emotions. Jeff and Maya have been creating music together since 1979, and plan to continue for some time to come. ... more

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