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lyrics

© 2002 Jeff Bohnhoff

Broken down star drive,
Feelin' lucky to be alive.
Thought that I'd give old Lando a call.
But Vader was waiting,
With Carbonite plating -
So now I'm right here decorating the wall.

Wastin' away right here on Tatooine again.
Permanent guest in Jabba's stone vault.
Some people claim that there's a Wookie to blame.
All I know, is it wasn't my fault.

The Rancor is drooling -
I don't think he's fooling -
He makes a quick snack of the Gamorrean guard.
As the young Jedi master
Steps into disaster,
He may have the force but he just went down hard.

Wastin' away right here on Tatooine again.
Permanent guest in Jabba's stone vault.
Some people claim that there's a Jedi to blame.
Yes I know, it was Skywalker's fault.

Took a trip on a sand barge -
To the Sarlacc with mouth large -
While Jabba's band played a merry old song.
But on the last refrain -
Jabba choked on a slave chain -
Never piss off a girl in a thong.

Wastin' away right here on Tatooine again.
Once was a guest in Jabba's stone vault.
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame,
But I know, Leia wasn't at fault.

Some people claim that there's a woman to blame,
All I know is - IT WASN”T MY FAULT!

credits

from Grated Hits, released March 12, 2010
Kris Bohnhoff - Lead Vocal
Maya Bohnhoff - Background Vocals
Jeff Bohnhoff - Guitars, Bass, Drum Programming, Synths
Jared Norris - Electric Piano

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Jeff and Maya Bohnhoff San Jose, California

Jeff and Maya have an identity crisis. Their music is sometimes uproariously funny parody (like their spot-on "Bohemian Rhapsody" parody "Midichlorian Rhapsody", or hauntingly beautiful, like "Road to Jerusalem" or "Manhattan Sleeps". One way or another, their music will create strong emotions. Jeff and Maya have been creating music together since 1979, and plan to continue for some time to come. ... more

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