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© 1999 Jeff Bohnhoff

Hovering in deep space.
With metal friends in this metal place.
Someone conked me on the bean -
Now I watch these scenes.
Horrors of the silver screen.

Tom is Tom.
You can crow about Crow.
You can ape the ape.
Bobo's too dumb to know.
There's one thing you can be sure of,
On the Satellite of Love -
Forrester's getting jerky with the turkeys.

Oh turkey, turkey, turkey -
Don't you know we're going to mock the turkey?

Reels keep turning -
Stomach's churning -
Don't like it feel my lunch returning.

Mock! Watch the turkey get burnt.

Werewolves in the streets.
Mummies, wrapped in sheets.
That woman Pearl can be a swine,
Trying to bend our minds.
Rescue me Gypsy please.

Oh turkey, turkey, turkey -
Don't you know we're going to mock the turkey?

Got a robot date.
Gonna watch the hands of fate.
Oh my God, Ed Wood is waking!

Oh turkey, turkey, turkey -
Don't you know we're going to mock the turkey?

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from Retro Rocket Science, released March 5, 2000
Maya Bohnhoff - Vocals
Jeff Bohnhoff - Guitars, Drum Programming, Synths
Andrew Finley - Bass
Tony Fabris - Background Vocals

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Jeff and Maya Bohnhoff San Jose, California

Jeff and Maya have an identity crisis. Their music is sometimes uproariously funny parody (like their spot-on "Bohemian Rhapsody" parody "Midichlorian Rhapsody", or hauntingly beautiful, like "Road to Jerusalem" or "Manhattan Sleeps". One way or another, their music will create strong emotions. Jeff and Maya have been creating music together since 1979, and plan to continue for some time to come. ... more

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