Lust On The Bridge

from by Jeff and Maya Bohnhoff



© 1998 Jeff and Maya Bohnhoff

Don’t close your eyes
Even for a moment ‘til the Captain’s gone.
I have found
It’s hard for me to work with his hand on my knee.

Lust on the bridge,
All I see is lust on the bridge.

James T. Kirk -
A raging pack of hormones in a golden shirt.
What does Star Fleet do?
Puts all us female yeomen in these mini skirts.

Lust on the bridge.
All I see is lust on the bridge.

Mr. Spock,
Only quirks an eyebrow at the goings on.
It seems to me
It’s sexual harassment they refuse to see.

Lust on the bridge.
All I see is lust on the bridge.


from Grated Hits, released March 12, 2010
Maya Bohnhoff - Lead and Background Vocals, Acoustic Guitar
Jeff Bohnhoff - Acoustic Guitar, Percussion
Cat Taylor - Electric Violin

Lyric - Jeff Bohnhoff



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Jeff and Maya Bohnhoff San Jose, California

Jeff and Maya have an identity crisis. Their music is sometimes uproariously funny parody (like their spot-on "Bohemian Rhapsody" parody "Midichlorian Rhapsody", or hauntingly beautiful, like "Road to Jerusalem" or "Manhattan Sleeps". One way or another, their music will create strong emotions. Jeff and Maya have been creating music together since 1979, and plan to continue for some time to come. ... more

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