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lyrics

© 2002 Jeff Bohnhoff

Watching infomercials, give that line a call.
Watching infomercials, stuff you won't find at the mall.
Got some hair remover, got some magic beans.
Seven years of payments, livin' way beyond your means.

When you order things on a payment plan,
Then you suffer.
Infomercials ain't the way.

Watching infomercials, curing wrinkled face and hands,
Solving non-existent problems, do all that you can.
Keep me in a daydream, sales pitch goin' strong.
You don't wanna save me. Sad is my song.

When you order things on a payment plan,
Then you suffer.
Infomercials ain't the way.

Watching infomercials, got lots more to tell.
Watching infomercials, Popeil has junk to sell.
Got some hair remover, got some magic beans.
Seven years of payments, livin' way beyond your means.

When you order things on a payment plan,
Then you suffer.
Infomercials ain't the way.

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from Aliens Ate My Homework, released March 15, 2004
Maya Bohnhoff - Vocals
Jeff Bohnhoff - Guitars, Bass, Drum Programming, Keyboards

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Jeff and Maya Bohnhoff San Jose, California

Jeff and Maya have an identity crisis. Their music is sometimes uproariously funny parody (like their spot-on "Bohemian Rhapsody" parody "Midichlorian Rhapsody", or hauntingly beautiful, like "Road to Jerusalem" or "Manhattan Sleeps". One way or another, their music will create strong emotions. Jeff and Maya have been creating music together since 1979, and plan to continue for some time to come. ... more

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