Baba McDonalds

from by Jeff and Maya Bohnhoff



© 2005 Jeff Bohnhoff

I love Mrs. Fields
I eat between meals
I get some snacks into my living. I just need to fight
The urge to bite.
The free samples they are giving.

Don’t say
How much you weigh
Expanding mid-age waistband.

Dolly Madison
You’re why I weigh a ton.
I have desire
To eat a powdered donut.
The thought of carbs brings fear.
The Happy Meals are near.
Let’s super-size it
And have a frozen yogurt

Mid-age waistband.
It’s only mid-age waistband.
Mid-age waistband.
Mid-age waistband.
I can taste it!


from Grated Hits, released March 12, 2010
Maya Bohnhoff - Lead Vocal
Jeff Bohnhoff - Guitars, Bass, Drum Programming, Synths

Lyric - Jeff Bohnhoff



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Jeff and Maya Bohnhoff San Jose, California

Jeff and Maya have an identity crisis. Their music is sometimes uproariously funny parody (like their spot-on "Bohemian Rhapsody" parody "Midichlorian Rhapsody", or hauntingly beautiful, like "Road to Jerusalem" or "Manhattan Sleeps". One way or another, their music will create strong emotions. Jeff and Maya have been creating music together since 1979, and plan to continue for some time to come. ... more

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